Things to do instead of sitting around thinking about how this baby will never come out...

1. Eat
2. Watch TV
3. Read
4. Sleep
5. Walk
6. Be Online
7. Eat
8. Paint
9. Talk on the phone
10. Buy baby stuff online
11. Download music
12. Eat
13. Chat on iVillage
14. Find a solution to the immigration problem
15. Write my speech for Jenny's wedding
16. Work on the video for Jenny's wedding
17. Eat (can't believe I didn't put that one yet)
18. Finish the village website
19. Figure out how I can get Mike to carry the next baby
20. Decide what alcoholic beverage I'm going to drink first, when this baby is born
21. Come up with plots for Days that are stupider than the ones they are already doing.
22. Be happy that I've had an easy pregnancy, and that I'm able to get pregnant at all.